she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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