I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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