my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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