I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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