Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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