there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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