Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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