i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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