I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need to calm my uterus...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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