it hurts more in the daytime
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Randomize
