it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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