The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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