So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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