The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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