If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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