Umm I'm too high to move.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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