You really coming over, don't trick.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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