My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
