She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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