thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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