hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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