Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
