remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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