Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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