she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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