He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
