Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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