I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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