Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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