i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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