Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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