Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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