That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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