quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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