Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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