His pubic hair was longer than his dick
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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