Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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