I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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