Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
