I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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