Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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