Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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