any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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