i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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