i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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