That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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