YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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