I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
