Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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