have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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